A Sonnet of a Lie

Today, I come to you with great sorrow,
I have left my homework at a friend's house.
Or maybe I left it in the boathouse 
That's on top of Mount Kilimanjaro.

But then again it could be in Cairo. 
It could be under my cherry red blouse
Or maybe eaten by a tiny mouse
Promise I'll give it to you tomorrow.

Please do not deduct points, or I will cry
I would like it if you gave me more time
It wasn't taken by a Russian Spy
Nor did I commit a serious crime
I wasn't partying with Alpha Psi 
Oh wait? What's this? It was here the whole time

-Azarra Lucas